Tales of Woe from The Sundered Lands

Doomed pilgrims, voyaging pirates, butchered warriors, wandering souls... in the ruins of the future, they stumble through THE SUNDERED LANDS!

DOOM! A pilgrim seeking peace navigates the Jagged Reef while predatory pirate ghouls follow close behind.

FIRE & FURY! Our undying crew of the pirate ship Paris Is Burning have given up their quarry & are now in search of far more important treasures: French wine. When child of blasphemy Marie spots an inferno on the horizon, they think they might just be in luck. But the hubris of Captain Napoleon leaves helmsman Raphael without a ship, gunner Han Solo divested of an arm, and the chic Le Bob in the clutches of English skeletons!!

BLOOD & BONE-MARROW! After washing up at an abandoned city, the treacherous Le Bob-spierre's skeletal revolution soon clashes with former Captain Napoleon's loyal team. In the ensuing blood bath, despite search warrants and rocket launchers, Marie is first to fall beneath the hail of gatling gun-fire. A surrendering mishap does for the captain, and on storming the fort's inner sanctum a shotgun trap dispatches Han Solo. Raphael & first mate Le Steve the only unlikely survivors, the day is won when the tactical skeletons roll Le Bob's head out before the terms of their surrender.

FEAR! In the purple heaths of the Longmoor, something small & green stalks through the long grasses... But the wandering soul of Han Solo, suspended here on a journey between life and death, has worse to worry about: his mortal enemies, the deadly gaba-ghouls. Will sacrificing his last sup of wine & his gladiatorial lover be enough to let him pass safely through to some other world? Tune in to this week's SUNDERED LANDS to find out...