Tales from the Tavern

A Selfless Sacrifice In The Wild Blue Yonder

Baston Scurlock

“To prevent those of Scurlock blood from coming to harm.”

Slain by ROR

A living machine of clockwork and electroplasm, Baston was charged by his creator Lord Scurlock to defend his line at all costs – which led to his sticky end on the free city-planet of Haven. Yet an a

Regular Entanglement

Betty the Selfish

“Treachery? More like Betty-chery”

Slain by Mike O'Regan

Another tale from Bittermoon, where Betty and her companions were set upon by, quite frankly, an unreasonable amount of wolves. In an attempt to hamper the wolves' progress by feeding them the other D

A brief moment at Bittermoon Inn

Jock the Ranger

“How do you feel about being ridden?”

Slain by Mike O'Regan

Set upon by a pack of ravenous wolves, Jock and his companions ran for their lives up Bittermoon pass. Thinking on his feet, Jock attempted to mount the Druid who had cleverly wildshaped into a horse

Bound to Revenge

Drithligh

“Taken down by her soul bound uncle”

Slain by The Unseen Arbiter

Sold into slavery before she was born. Her mother and grandfather manipulated. The family business and their agency lost by betrayal from within. A pact with demons to rest a once lost weapon from th

Disgruntled Former Employee's revenge does not go as expected.

Tusk

“He just hated Wizards so much!”

Slain by GCotter

Tusk was not with the party long, initially he took a job with the Adventuring Guild on behalf of the local Wizarding College to "liaise" with "less sophisticated" adventuring parties visiting the cit

A Patron's Oversight

Waiwer Sstasywie

“Wai barely trusted his Patron, turns out, even that was too much.”

Slain by GCotter

After weeks of travel and days of planning, Waiwer and his team were making steady headway into the vaults of the flying mageocracy of Sama Kh'Udha, where painful visions from Levistius, Wai's patron

What not to do

Icarus

“He died as he lived - enchanted by shiny things”

Slain by James_Harte

Icarus was a curious, eclectic, kleptomaniac aasimar artificer with a penchant for pyromania found as a baby in a patch of cabbages and taken in by a couple in the city of Ignaria. They had a thirst f

Dante's Inferno

Dante, Private First Class

“That thing in the chest. It was there all along!”

Slain by Pyrgos

A chestburster came out of him while so close to the medical lab! If only they decided to go there earlier! Well, at least Iona made a few good jokes out of it.

Ariarcus Needed a Hammer

Hammer, Private

“Who would think X-Stims would do this to your body?”

Slain by Pyrgos

Fooled by a Weyland-Yutani agent with some "X-Stims" filled with Draconis Strain, his chest ended up bursting into outward ribcages, a chestburster making its way out of him.

A Butcher At The Abandoned City

Le Bob(-spierre)

“Decapitated at the Abandoned City, after losing the hearts of his skeleton crew”

Slain by ROR

In a swift progression from the guillotine to the gallows to the gatling gun, Le Bob's revolutionary career was often misconstrued as bloodthirsty – now known as the Butcher of the Abandoned City. Aft

A Soul Wandering The Longmoor

Han Solo (no relation)

“Butchered at The Abandoned City for a dead man's revenge”

Slain by ROR

He traded a gun & an arm for some wine and Brie cheese, but unfortunately his blood bought a better deal. When storming the Abandoned City's fort, he took a shotgun tripwire to the face. But death was

Executed At The Abandoned City

Captain Napoleon

“Butchered at The Abandoned City in the midst of surrendering”

Slain by ROR

Some say it was Captain Napoleon's hubris that sank the illustrious ship Paris Is Burning. But those loyal to his leadership know these tactics let him walk right up & retake many a city in his earlie